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After an exciting hot, nice and rejuvenating 69 with his girlfriend, Johnny remembers that he has an appointment with his dentist that evening.
He was afraid that his dentist would notice the smell of pums in his mouth, so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times and on top of that he used 5 liters of listerine.
As he arrived at his dentist office, he sucked 5 mint candies. His turn then came up so he was welcomed in by his dentist, who told Johnny to have a seat on the chair.
Feeling confident & well relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough to his mouth and said:
-"Man, why yuh do 69 before yuh come to mi office?"
-What's up Doc? Does my mouth smell like pums?
-No, yuh mouth smell good, but yuh forehead smell like batty.
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yowwwww,dis wiked!!!!
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obviously he was sucking the girl pum pum from behind lol
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Dogg wrote:After an exciting hot, nice and rejuvenating 69 with his girlfriend, Johnny remembers that he has an appointment with his dentist that evening.
He was afraid that his dentist would notice the smell of pums in his mouth, so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times and on top of that he used 5 liters of listerine.
As he arrived at his dentist office, he sucked 5 mint candies. His turn then came up so he was welcomed in by his dentist, who told Johnny to have a seat on the chair.
Feeling confident & well relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough to his mouth and said:
-"Man, why yuh do 69 before yuh come to mi office?"
-What's up Doc? Does my mouth smell like pums?
-No, yuh mouth smell good, but yuh forehead smell like batty.
lol, good:d/
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