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Posted: Thursday, September 2, 2010 9:46:29 PM

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A little boy goes to his father one day and asked 'Daddy how was I born?'
The father replied ...'Well son I guess one day u will find out anyway. Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via email with your mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a scheduled room and googled each other, there your mother agreed to a download from my hard-drive. As soon as I was ready to upload , we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button..... nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said

You've got mail (male)...........:d/ :d/

A Polish man moved to the USA and got married to an American woman .... although his english was far from perfect they got along very well until......
One day he rushed into a lawyer office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him..
The lawyer informed him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions..
Have you any grounds?
Yes I have an acre and half and a nice house
No I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete
You dont understand, does either of you have a real grudge?
No we have a car port and not need one
I mean what are your relation like?
All my relation in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good dvd player
Is your wife a nagger?
No she white woman
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me
What makes you think that?
I have proof
What kind of proof?
She buy a bottle from the drug store and put it on the shelf
I can read..... it says POLISH REMOVER

A crusty old man walks into a local church and says to the secretary....
'I would like to join this damn church'
The astonished woman blinked, removed her glasses and looked up at him 'I beg u pardon sir'
'I said I would like to join this damn church' the old man shouted.
The woman was very offended by his manner and went in search of the pastor to inform him of the situation..
The pastor agreed that the secretary should not have to listen to the old man foul language and went to have a word with him.
'Sir what seems to be the problem here'
'There is no problem' the old man replied 'I just won 200 million dollars in the lottery and want to join this damn church so I can get rid of some of this damn money'
'I see ' said the pastor 'and this bitch is giving u a hard time, come this way sir'...........

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